Well, cancer seems to be on my mind this week.

Well, if your money was on the evil, unborn twin bent on world domination, I'm afraid you lost. Same thing with the alien infestation. Sadly, the mystery mass being the result of an extended infection was also wrong. I have a lymphoma in my right lung.
Now, I know many of you were pulling for that twin, but I never expected anything less than some variety of cancer.

Right, so, I survived my biopsy.

Anne, my friend from church, got me there with plenty of time to check-in and fill out massive paperwork.  They collected the rest of my deductible for the year, which turns out to be more than I thought.  So, now I feel like I should drive recklessly to get my money's worth out of the insurance company, but I assure you I won't.

So, the pulmonary specialist wasn't sure what it was, either.

I have a mystery mass in my right lung.  Could be cancer.  Could be four other things with really long names that all seem to be the result of a long-term infection.  You know, like going three months without getting treatment for pneumonia.  Could be my unborn, evil, twin trying to claw his way out to world domination.  Could be an alien infestation waiting to take over the world.  Hell, at this point, it could be almost anything.

You didn't think I was going to let an unidentified mass in my lung keep me from posting some Friday Fun Links, did you?

Well, I went to the doctor for my results today.

Well, I had my CT scan this morning.

It was an interesting weekend.

Actually, to be more specific, 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army.

No, not that kind, you perverts!