Diary of a Network Geek

Well, I guess I’m not the only geek who writes poetry!

Okay, I already knew that, but still, I thought my down-sizing haiku was an innovation. But, apparently not. I saw a site, by way of The Screen Savers, called Hacker Haiku. Some of them aren’t bad, and they do meet the technical requirements for haiku, but I think they still miss the essence of haiku. Check them out for yourself, though.

Man, I should have done this first!

But, when do I have the time? No, seriously. Stop laughing. Okay, okay, it’s just not that exciting a topic to me. Doing it is fun, but writing about it… Well, lucky for me Tom’s Hardware has done the dirty work for me, again. Yep, they’ve written a nice article about building a home network from scratch. Of course, you’ll remember that I did, in fact, do my own home network when we moved in. And, honestly, I intended to write up all about how to do it. But, then job stuff got in the way and well… Like I said, it’s a good thing that Tom’s Hardware is around to write this stuff up for me. Enjoy the article.

I always knew there was a connection!

According to this article on ZDNet, those scum of the Earth spammers are using viruses to take over innocent machines as spamming zombies. Probably the innocent victim has no idea that it’s even possible for their machine to send out thousands of unsolicited e-mail advertisements, much less that they’re actually doing it. This is a really, really disturbing new trend in virus/worm writing. Anyone caught writing a virus to do this should be taken out and horse-whipped before being trampled to death.

Translated, “Who watches the watchers?”, attributed to Juvenal, the Roman satirist.

Never has this been a more important question. With the Patriot Act giving more and more power to Federal law enforcement and more questions about what the government tells us, this issue is as important as it gets. Who does watch the watchers? Who keeps track of government agencies who might be running amok? Well, now you can, thanks to the Government Information Awareness website. Thanks to this article on Wired News, the world can know about this great service. Now, as our fore-fathers envisioned, we can all become government watchdogs.

No, actually, I guess it’s methanol.

Well, according to this news story on Yahoo, NEC has developed a methanol-powered laptop. No more recharging for me! Yahoo indeed!
Well, okay, you’ll have to keep refueling, but still… And, it’s supposed to last ten times longer than a normal battery, so, that’s cool, too.
Of course, I can see getting past the screeners at the airport now… “No, it’s not a bomb. It’s just a methanol-powered notebook. Trust me.” Well, I guess we’ll just have to see how that kind of thing works out… Technology sure is interesting!

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