Diary of a Network Geek

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10/7/2005

Advertising Slogan Generator

Filed under: Art,Criticism, Marginalia, and Notes,Fun,Personal — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Tiger which is terribly early in the morning or 5:04 am for you boring, normal people.
The moon is a Third Quarter Moon

Oh, I wish I’d thought of this!
Okay, for those of you familiar with my resume, you know that I have a degree in Marketing, with a Minor in Psychology. (Scary thought, that, isn’t it?) As a result, I’m always playing around with Marketing ideas, like rewriting ads, “inventing” crazy products that no one could market, and thinking up outrageous marketing slogans that shock and disturb. I especially like the ones that disturb, but I’m twisted like that. So, you can imagine my co-mingled excitement and dissapointment upon finding the Advertising Slogan Generator. I was excited to have found it, but dissapointed that I hadn’t thought of it first! And, incidentally, these can work well as names for blogs, or even subtitles for blogs.

Anyway, what the heck, it’s Friday, click the link and suggest a new slogan for your business, department or project. What have you got to loose?

3 Comments

  1. That auto-generation thing only cements my conviction that advertising is hopelessly without a moral compass.

    Yet who pauses over magazine ads?

    Comment by Mark — 10/7/2005 @ 4:37 pm

  2. Well, I do. Sometimes…
    And, yes, I firmly believe that advertisting as an industry is lost in the morality wilderness. That’s why I’ve taken my Marketing degree and gone into computers.

    Comment by the Network Geek — 10/7/2005 @ 4:45 pm

  3. I was playing with this today and here are a few of my favorites:
    “Promise her anything, but give her the Network Geek”
    “Network Geek. It’s what’s for dinner”
    “If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Network Geek.”
    “Network Geek: The Other White Meat”
    “Choosy Mothers Choose Network Geek.”
    “Yo Quiero Network Geek.”
    and my all time favorite:
    “Do The Network Geek.”

    Comment by the Network Geek — 10/15/2005 @ 3:42 pm

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