Making Preparations
I should be cleaning my kitchen.
But, instead, I’m doing laundry. Oh, and I fixed a leaky toilet. The usual things one does before the parental units arrive from the wilds of Suburban Chicago. Yes, that’s right, my folks are coming down Thursday night and staying through Sunday. I haven’t seen them in almost two years, though I talk to them on the phone every week.
So, anyway, in preparation for their visit, I went to clean up the upstairs bathroom a bit. Just to make sure it was all fresh-like, I flushed the toilet and suddenly there’s water streaming out from under the tank. Well, a few small purchases and a good fourty-five minutes of cursing like a sailor and the devil was done. Now, all I have to do is get everything tight enough in one night… Hey, at least it’s done… And most of the laundry, too.
Sadly, I have a couple of things to do at the courthouse Friday when they’re here. Not speeding tickets, but it does involve my car. I finally got the title and have to get it transferred to my name. So, my parents, who share my love of people watching, volunteered to come with me. Then, I’ll put the old man to work with me in the backyard, finishing off that water feature I mentioned so many weeks ago. I just have a few lengths of PVC to cut and paint and glue and test. I figure not more than an hour. Two if Dad actually helps. But, that will let me drag them to the pond store on Saturday to get a couple of plants and possibly a catfish or two for the ponds. When I get it all done, I’ll post pictures. Honest. Maybe even picture of me in my sporty new goatee. I think it makes me look more aerodynamic! (Aw, who am I kidding? I’m built for comfort and distance, not speed. The joys of encroaching middle age!)
Tonight, on the way home from work, I’ll stop and get all the things they need for breakfast. Like OJ, which I haven’t had in the morning for years. And decaf coffee. Ick! Why bother?
It’s going to be an interesting weekend!
I don’t drink coffee, so my family is just out of luck whenever they come visit. I think someone got desperate once and bought some freeze dried coffee. I’ll buy other things to accomodate them, but not coffee.
Comment by Orion — 11/2/2005 @ 7:30 am
Ha! More aerodynamic. Even though my folks are my best friends there is still a certain amount of stress that accompanies their visit. I’ll be right there with ya come Thanksgiving. Oy. Looking forward to the pictures and stories.
Comment by sass — 11/2/2005 @ 7:43 am
Well, my goatee is more aerodynamic than the full, Methusela beard I was sporting earlier this year.
And, I figure the least I can do is buy them the food they want, since I can’t provide them a clean house. I’ve just sort of given up on that. At least, I have the joy of knowing as bad as I get, I’m still better than one of my sisters. Of course, that hinges on whether or not I can tighten the leak that’s still happening on the tank on the toilet. The joys of home-ownership!
Comment by the Network Geek — 11/2/2005 @ 9:38 am