Geek Pickup Lines, Part 2
The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, second edition, as stolen from BBSpot, for your Friday afternoon funny:
Geek Pick Up Lines: Part 2
11. You had me at “Hello World.”
10. Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
9. You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
8. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
7. Jedi Mind Trick: “This is the geek you’re looking for.” *waves hand*
6. You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
5. Have you ever googled yourself?
4. How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
3. With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
2. What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
1. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I’m pretty sure someone has actually gotten to third base with me by using #6 and #1. But I could be wrong. I might’ve just been drunk.
Comment by aka_monty — 2/3/2006 @ 9:35 am
Um, I don’t think we ever did establish if you were geek friendly, or just easy.. 😉 Either works, though. Geeks need love, too!
Comment by the Network Geek — 2/4/2006 @ 3:54 pm