Diary of a Network Geek

The trials and tribulations of a Certified Novell Engineer who's been stranded in Houston, Texas.

2/3/2006

Geek Pickup Lines, Part 2

Filed under: Fun,The Network Geek at Home — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Tiger which is terribly early in the morning or 5:11 am for you boring, normal people.
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The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, second edition, as stolen from BBSpot, for your Friday afternoon funny:

Geek Pick Up Lines: Part 2
11. You had me at “Hello World.”
10. Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
9. You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
8. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
7. Jedi Mind Trick: “This is the geek you’re looking for.” *waves hand*
6. You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
5. Have you ever googled yourself?
4. How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
3. With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
2. What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
1. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

2 Comments

  1. I’m pretty sure someone has actually gotten to third base with me by using #6 and #1. But I could be wrong. I might’ve just been drunk.

    Comment by aka_monty — 2/3/2006 @ 9:35 am

  2. Um, I don’t think we ever did establish if you were geek friendly, or just easy.. 😉 Either works, though. Geeks need love, too!

    Comment by the Network Geek — 2/4/2006 @ 3:54 pm

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