Geek Pickup Lines, Part 3
Were you a little lonely on St. Valentine’s Day? Then, my geeky readers, I’ve got just the thing for you: The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, third edition, as stolen from BBSpot, for your Friday afternoon funny:
Geek Pick-Up Lines: Part 3
11. I’m attracted to you so much that scientists will begin to doubt the Theory of Relativity.
10. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
9. Resistance is futile.
8. No matter how I sort things, you’ll always be first.
7. No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
6. I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
5. I’d switch to emacs for you.
4. You put the SPARC in my workstation.
3. If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
2. We’re like SLI. We’re great alone, but we’d be so much better together.
1. You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
Hey, they just keep on getting better, don’t they? Well, there are more coming, but, I like doling them out over time. You know, to build the anticipation!
Happy Friday!
Don’t you hate making a typo right out of the gate? Me too.
Comment by Deirdre — 2/17/2006 @ 4:00 pm
Hey, I queued this up in the middle of the night! Cut me some slack here!
Seriously, thanks for noticing. So far, no one else did or mentioned it, anyway. 😉
Comment by the Network Geek — 2/17/2006 @ 4:12 pm
Oh great. Now everyone’s going to be scratching their heads and mumbling “wha? What typo right out of the gate? I see one at the end but not at the beginning… wha?”
You need to lose an E somewhere too 😛
Comment by Deirdre — 2/17/2006 @ 4:44 pm
“E”? What “e”? (he said, trying to look innocent.)
Comment by the Network Geek — 2/17/2006 @ 4:50 pm
The red is kicking in and your post is error free! Yay!!!
Comment by Deirdre — 2/17/2006 @ 5:07 pm