Diary of a Network Geek

The trials and tribulations of a Certified Novell Engineer who's been stranded in Houston, Texas.

3/3/2006

Geek Pickup Lines, Part 4

Filed under: Fun,The Network Geek at Home — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Tiger which is terribly early in the morning or 5:24 am for you boring, normal people.
The moon is a Full Moon

The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, fourth edition, as stolen from BBSpot, for your Friday afternoon funny:

Geek Pick-Up Lines: Part 4
11. I have so much love to give you’ll have to pipe it through more.
10. Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it’s you I find.
9. Do you work for a TelCom? Because I bet you’d be good at pulling cable.
8. I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
7. Would you like to play Scrabble with me? I am tired of playing with myself.
6. You compute me.
5. Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I’d be touching all your curves.
4. But enough about me, let’s talk about mu.
3. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
2. You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
1. You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!

And, just as a side note, if you’re in Houston, female, over the age of twenty-one and any of these would work on you, drop me a line! 😉

5 Comments

  1. Levis: Only if they fit your ass. ONLY.
    Lee: The curvy back pockets can look quite feminin, watch that.
    Eddie Bauer: You may as well buy Gap
    A&F: Come on… no way.
    GAP: Again, get a pair that fit and put that phone of yours elsewhere.
    Mervans: I don’t know Mervans. There was Mervyn’s but they closed.

    Comment by Deirdre — 3/3/2006 @ 11:12 am

  2. Well, in all humility, I have been told by both gay men and straight women that I do have a good ass. So, the Levis could work, I guess. The GAP jeans seem to be getting the votes though.
    And, where, pray tell, should I put my phone? In my bulging pockets?

    Comment by the Network Geek — 3/3/2006 @ 1:04 pm

  3. Number 10, definitely. 😉

    Comment by aka_monty — 3/6/2006 @ 4:49 pm

  4. Is that a cell phone bulging in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 😉

    Comment by aka_monty — 3/6/2006 @ 4:50 pm

  5. *ahem* I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me. And, I wear my phone on my belt because, well, jeans that fit don’t have enough room in the pockets for all my, uh, “equipment”.

    Comment by the Network Geek — 3/6/2006 @ 5:18 pm

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