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5/21/2006

Shameless Advertising Tricks

Filed under: Criticism, Marginalia, and Notes,Deep Thoughts,Geek Work,Life, the Universe, and Everything,The Dark Side — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Dragon which is in the early morning or 8:33 am for you boring, normal people.
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Ever wonder what various Google AdWords pay per click? Well the rumor over at bOingbOing has it that the breakdown goes like this:
$54.33 for “mesothelioma lawyers”
$47.79 for “what is mesothelioma”
$47.72 for “peritoneal mesothelioma”
$47.25 for “consolidate loans”
$47.16 for “refinancing mortgage”
$45.55 for “tax attorney”
$41.22 for “mesothelioma”
$38.86 for “car accident lawyer”
$38.68 for “ameriquest mortgage”

Those prices are per click, mind you. So, is it any wonder why people make entire blogs dedicated to subverting the Google Advertising system to boost ratings these key words? I’m not sure if they’re still doing it, but people used to created blogs just filled with certain keywords and redirects to their website to generate both traffic and a better click/dollar ratio. Pretty sneaky, isn’t it?

Now, of course, I would never do something so dirty and underhanded as all that, but, well, we all know how morally upright I am and all that. (Hey, that’s “upright”, not “uptight”!) I would also not ask anyone to click on the advertisments on my site, but only because it would violate the Google AdWords agreement and get me into trouble. Not that the advertising has helped much, to be honest. I had hoped to make enough money to pay for my monthly server fees at my webhost, but, sadly that’s not how it’s working out. Not that my webhost is expensive, because they’re not, but my click-through rate is terrible and the pay-out has been, well, hardly worth mentioning. I think we’ve become so numb to on-line advertising that we just ignore it, mostly. Even I fall into that trap, though, I do try to click on advertising on sites I like to show my support for them. I hope it makes enough of a difference that they don’t have to resort to a super-sneaky blog dedicated to that above-mentioned list of advertising words.
But, somehow, I doubt it.

4 Comments

  1. I clicked on all the ads on your site, and will continue to do so. I didn’t know it made a difference, and yes, I have been completely desensitized to all of it. Just so you know, I just click and look, but haven’t found anything I want to buy. Does that make a difference?

    Comment by cheri — 5/22/2006 @ 8:42 am

  2. Thank you for your support!
    As far as I know, no, it doesn’t actually make a difference if anyone buys anything. But, this wasn’t really a whine for more advertising dollars, honest. I just wanted to see if putting those words in the post made them show up in the Google ads that show up on my site. Still, I DO appreciate the support and I wouldn’t mind if “mesothelioma lawyers” started showing up in my ads. A couple clicks on that stuff and, well, my website would finally pay for itself!

    Again, thank you all for the clicks, but don’t feel compelled, okay?

    Comment by the Network Geek — 5/22/2006 @ 8:47 am

  3. i just like to click so somebody has to pay..

    Comment by wendi — 5/23/2006 @ 12:08 pm

  4. Hey, whatever works for you! 🙂
    And, again, thanks for your support!

    Comment by the Network Geek — 5/23/2006 @ 12:16 pm

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