A Few Very Random Thoughts
Definately in a better mood this morning.
I think every bachelor should have a dog. They help you clean up small food spills quickly and offer unconditional love. Not sure which is more important or useful.
If you’re a bachelor in need of a dog, adopt one from a shelter. In Houston, try my favorite “no-kill” shelter, H.O.P.E.
I hate giant, flying cockroaches. Insects larger than three inches shouldn’t be allowed to fly. The fact that they do may be used in theological discussions as proof that the end times are near. The fact that so many of them seem to exist in the greater Houston Metropolitan Area would seem to indicate that, not only is the end of the world near, but going to start here.
I think an adopted dog is more grateful than a fru-fru dog from a fancy breeder. At least, it makes me feel better to think I gave at least one a better life than she’d have gotten otherwise.
I don’t believe all those “rapture” bumper stickers. I think anyone who’s quite so sure they’re going to be part of the rapture is under-estimating the requirements. Also, they’re not familiar with the history of the rapture concept.
The best thing about being able to drink coffee again is that I haven’t been this regular in months. And, I’m awake to notice it.
I must be doing well at work, because my boss has seen me work so many small miracles that he now has unrealistic expectations of what I can do in a single day. Very unrealistic expectations.
I must be recovering from the effects of chemotherapy, because I have stubble in the middle of the week for the first time since losing my hair.
Advice from your Uncle Jim:
"Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why."
--Bernard Baruch
