NORAD Tracking Santa
Okay, so Christmas spirit has been running a little low this year.
Until, that is, I saw that NORAD is tracking Santa. I always knew that a guy with the kind of technology it would take to circumnavigate the globe in a single night, breaking into houses to deliver presents, then sneaking off to his secret arctic base just had to be a government contractor.
“He knows when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!”