Code Monkey
I’m more of a server monkey myself, but, still…
Okay, so this has been around for a bit, but I just got it the other day. A friend sent it to brighten my week, which was getting rather tedious. (Incidentally, in searching for links to the actual song in MP3 format, I discovered that this happens to be the theme song for Code Monkeys, the 8-bit cartoon on G4.)
Code Monkey
by Jonathan CoultonCode Monkey get up, get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager RobRob say Code Monkey very diligent
But his output stink
His code not functional or elegant
What do Code Monkey think?Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write goddamn login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy, just proudCode Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
Big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like youCode Monkey hang around at front desk
Tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
Bring you cup, bring you iceYou say no thank you for the soda, cuz
Soda make you fat
Anyway you busy with the telephone
No time for chatCode Monkey have long walk back to cubicle
He sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so greatCode Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
Big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you… a lotCode Monkey have every reason
To get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
See a soft pretty faceMuch rather wake up eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job fulfilling in creative way
Such a load of crapCode Monkey think some day he have everything, even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow…Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
Big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you
So, anyway, go enjoy Code Monkey, but be sure to visit the artist’s site, too.
I love that song! He actually wrote it long before the show, and they ended up making a show out of it.
Oh, and here’s another song on the same topic:
Turning Caffeine Into Code
http://thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_w=1&_d=110707
Comment by Coder — 4/4/2008 @ 3:22 pm