Not Bad Milage
I got this in a regular e-mail newsletter.
A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
This means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
This thought brought to you by McGonigel’s Mucky Duck newsletter.
Advice from your Uncle Jim:
"If I'd known I was going to live so long, I would have taken better care of myself!"
--George Burns
