No, seriously, I’m talking about actual bacon not some silly double entendre.
Also? If you don’t like bacon enough to read this, why do you even read my blog? I mean, seriously, do you even get me?
I actually had a talk with one of my doctors about bacon and how if I had to die of something, I was okay if it was bacon. She suggested that it would be healthier for me to pass it up occasionally. I responded…
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Did you know that they make “musk” from pig testicles?
For real.
So, you know, if you’re a manly man out there trying to attract a future mate, why not skip the “middle man” and just wear a little Barbeque Cologne Que?!
No, seriously. It’s cologne that smells like fresh bacon and barbeque. For real! Frankly, it sounds delicious! Though, it does kind of sound like it might be more attractive to guys than to girls.
Also? You may want to make sure when you wear it that the girl you’re about to hit on isn’t a vegetarian!
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