Get Ript!
Oh, yeah, now this is equality.
Look for years you ladies have complained about clothes and makeup and all the unfair things that you all feel pressured by society to do, right? You blame women’s magazines for “body image” issues, among other things. Oh, I know, I heard it all, especially when I was married. Guess what? Men have the same “body issues” from the magazines we read. No, seriously. It pains me to think that I’ll never look like one of the cover models on Men’s Health. And, no, no amount of working out or dietary change will make me all buff and ripped like them. At least, not if I have to hold down a full-time job and sleep.
Well, for years, you gals have had your “control top” hose and girdles and all manner of amazing engineering to help you with those “issues”. Finally, men have the same thing. Ript! Essentially, a t-shirt/girdle for men, to create the illusion of us being, well, ripped under our dress shirts. And, it’s just in time for St. Valentine’s Day!
Go look at the site. I couldn’t stop laughing, either.
