Eau De BBQ
Did you know that they make “musk” from pig testicles?
For real.
So, you know, if you’re a manly man out there trying to attract a future mate, why not skip the “middle man” and just wear a little Barbeque Cologne Que?!
No, seriously. It’s cologne that smells like fresh bacon and barbeque. For real! Frankly, it sounds delicious! Though, it does kind of sound like it might be more attractive to guys than to girls.
Also? You may want to make sure when you wear it that the girl you’re about to hit on isn’t a vegetarian!