Annual Talk Like A Pirate Day
Arr, matey, there’s still time.
Avast, ye scurvey scum! Ye still have time to learn how to talk like a pirate for International Talk Like A Pirate Day. In fact, ye’ve got two whole days. This year, International Talk Like A Pirate Day falls on the 19th, which is Sunday. So, drop yer grog ya’ son of a biscuit eater and get over thar so you can be learnin’ the sprogs in your squadron how to talk like a pirate.
Yarr, mateys, it’s Friday, so leave the landlubbers behind and go on the account! By the powers! No one minds a Jack who embarks on the sweet trade after getting loaded to the gunnels on a Friday! (An’, the lasses like a bit o’ the privateer, as well!)