I woke up this morning spooning my dog.

Let that soak in for a minute...
Spooning.  My.  Dog.

Now, while there's nothing intrinsically wrong with this, I still found it a little disturbing.  Perhaps more so because I had a dream about getting two flat tires with my ex-wife in the car and her remaining perfectly calm the whole time.  Obviously, it was a dream, because that would never have happened in life.  Trust me.

In any case, I am sure that this is a sign I need to get out more, eyebrows or not, if only to meet more people that I'd feel safe dating.  Right now, my best prospects are a Federal parole officer, a friend's ex, and a reformed lesbian.  Actually, I'm just kidding about one of those, but I'll let you all guess which one.  So, I think I need some updated pictures for the on-line dating sites I'm still a member of and, well, to start getting out more.

Pray for me.